1. Because this is what he looks like playing guitar on stage:
2. And this is what he looks like in a green backward hat:
3. He loves to dance while eating cereal:
One point for adorable.
4. And also loves to dance in his underwear:
5. He manages to make this look fashionable:
6. Then smolders in a tank top:
7. Because he's not afraid to kiss the ones he loves:
8. And once again, this is him in a towel:
9. He's amazing at taking selfies.
10. And also amazing at getting his picture taken:
11. Because he LOVES ANIMALS.
12. Actually loves animals.
13. Like, I want to be this dog.
14. And this is him talking about werewolf sex:
15. Because he's not afraid to get his nipple rubbed:
16. Or rub other people's nipples.
17. Or show off his nipples in general:
18. He's amazing at being a T-rex:
5 points for adorable.
19. And also amazing at being a human male:
20. He smiles like this:
21. And this:
22. And this:
23. And this:
24. And squints like this:
25. This is him making a flowered headband appear out of thin air:
26. And this is him mouthing "OH YEAH."
27. In conclusion he is the SEXDORABLE KING.
