1. Alexander Skarsgård kissed Nicole Kidman on the lips right in front of her husband.
2. And also showed off his mustache.
3. There was a 9 to 5 reunion...
4. ...and then Dolly Parton made a vibrator joke:
5. Donald Glover made history.
6. So did Lena Waithe.
7. Sean Spicer appeared.
8. And Melissa McCarthy reacted like this:
9. Robert DeNiro was the grandpa of the show.
10. RuPaul played "Emmy" herself:
11. Millie Bobby Brown dabbed. (Sorry)
12. Laura Dern sat.
13. Kevin Spacey was a ~cool dad.~
14. Riz Ahmed won, and even though he also made history, he took his time to shout out to Oprah.
15. Alec Baldwin presented Trump with "his" Emmy.
16. Seth Meyers had marbles in his mouth.
17. Gina Rodriguez was really happy for Kate McKinnon.
18. Dave Chapelle said what's up to DC public schools.
19. Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel sipped cocktails and threw shade.
20. The Big Little Lies ladies were all about women:
21. Oprah was in shock and awe:
22. And finally, when Laura Dern won and Jackie Hoffman was not too happy.
Best moment of the #Emmys so far: Jackie Hoffman yelling "dammit!!" when she lost to Laura Dern
Don't worry, she was joking, but I still love it.