1.
"You guys order first, I'll go last."
2.
"And is that cooked with it or can I get that taken out?"
3.
"I'll have the salad. Hold everything but the lettuce."
6.
"Can I substitute the olives for extra tomatoes. And no carrots please and the dressing on the side?"
7.
"Are there onions in this?"
8.
"Yes I've tried it, and no I won't like it."
9.
"What comes *on* the burger?"
10.
"Uh huhhh, and what exactly is *in* that?"
11.
What kind of dressings do you have? *Waitress lists 17*
I'll take the oil and vinegar.
12.
"I'll just have the pasta"
13.
"Oh, everyone wants to share food? Ok well personally, I'm interested in these three things on the menu."
14.
"Hi, excuse me, may I have some more bread?"
