15 Of The Most Bizarre Reviews Left On TripAdvisor

Haters gonna hate.

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"Beware of the disco DJ. He made advances towards me. When I rejected, the next morning he threw a sea shell at my head."

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"The weather was a big disappointment first off, it was cold, wet, rainy, windy - felt like being back in UK. Then you only get to POKE a dolphin. The whole thing is so restricted. It makes you think, 'I’ve payed a grand for this, and they aren't letting me even give it a proper hug or whatever'. Also, the guy went nuts when my finger was within 30cm of its blowhole."

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"We went in and asked for a chicken burger with no mayo and waited and waited. We then got one but they still put mayo in the burger but realized the mistake so scraped off the mayo with their hand and served it to us."

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"I find the tourist signs in Paris to be frankly arrogantly French - not catering for English speaking visitors."

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"Having had a long drive, I decided to take a shower. I managed to get a trickle out of the hose, not enough to wash my hair. For this I had to get on my knees and place my head under the taps. Having not realised the lock was broken I turned round to find the owner staring at me smiling. I swore at him and he ran out. As I came out he was at the bottom on the stairs. He shouted up saying I was a 'big boy'."

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"Me and my girlfriend were having a romantic meal. However, it was spoilt when an employee spat in my hair."

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"We were given the keys to the wrong room and walked into the room to find a naked African gentleman washing his genitals in the sink. When we finally got to our room the carpet smelt of urine and was covered in staines."

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"Disappointed by this place. I didn't like all the sweet potato inside the rolls. The food was too 'Chinese'.”

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"To sum it up, on my last day I slipped on a used condom and tore my hamstring."

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"The female head chef could be heard screaming and shouting in the kitchen and sounded unstable. A female waitress was actually fired in full view of everyone as she had the hiccups and the owners thought she was annoying the customers."

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This is not a lie, a man had went and pooed on the floor in the kid's playroom. On the plus side, the staff were so nice and kind."

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"The cook at our table was awful and lacked personality. At the end of the boring cooking experience as we were all looking down, he shot shrimp tale across the table hitting three of us in the head and he threw a lobster tale at a three-year-old so hard she cried."

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"There was a pornographic DVD in the player in our room, which at point staff members burst into the room to retrieve."

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"It's a great beach, just too sandy."

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"Thinking to myself 'it can’t get any worse', I was immediately proven wrong. Right there, in full view of ANYONE looking out of the hotel, was a grown man masturbating out of his window."