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50 Things That Will Make You Say "What A Time To Be Alive"

There are many brilliantly pointless things, and you're going to want them all.

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1. A dispenser for dispensing Tic Tac dispensers.

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2. A machine that allows you to create your own custom bag of Skittles.

A bag of red Skittles? NO PROBLEM.
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A bag of red Skittles? NO PROBLEM.

3. A junk-food pairing menu, so you can treat your burger like a fine wine.

4. These milk and cookie shots.

5. A parking spot that's only available to ice cream vans.

6. Colour-changing ice cream.

What a time to be alive — Physicist invents color-changing ice cream http://t.co/3fJ4Ripibu

Spencer Althouse@SpencerAlthouse

What a time to be alive — Physicist invents color-changing ice cream http://t.co/3fJ4Ripibu

9:28 PM - 03 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. This perfectly profane use of 3D printing.

8. Bacon-flavoured toothpaste.

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9. This thing that keeps your beer perfectly straight while you dance like a stereotype of a white person.

10. This really important invention.

11. Croissants in a can, because it's such a good idea to have croissants come out of a can.

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13. Soft marshmallow Oreos.

14. Crispy marshmallow Oreos.

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15. Triple double-stuffed Oreos. Sextuple Oreos, for anyone counting.

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16. The final solution to all your shower woes.

17. Fusion fruit pastilles.

Really a thing. #whatatimetobealive

18. An auto-beer filler.

19. A green-tea Kit Kat, which makes perfect sense so long as you don't think about it at all.

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20. Mini-goldfish, giant M&M. What. A. World.

21. This is the llama dressed like Batman that you never knew you wanted.

Because just in case you wanted to know what a llama dressed like Batman would look like... Oh, @IndyStateFair.

Indianapolis Star@indystar

Because just in case you wanted to know what a llama dressed like Batman would look like... Oh, @IndyStateFair.

11:28 PM - 03 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. Bacon on a stick.

23. This is a half-loaf of bread stuffed with ice-cream.

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24. And this is a SPRINKLES MILL.

So you can grind sprinkles on to your cupcake because pouring would be too boring.
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So you can grind sprinkles on to your cupcake because pouring would be too boring.

25. You can get an exact replica of Bart Simpson's skateboard.

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26. Sprayable churros.

Just spray into hot oil and then you have a churro!
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Just spray into hot oil and then you have a churro!

27. Milk + pourable cap = really obvious idea.

28. This home cinema system is flawless.

29. A Scotch tape dispenser that will fulfill all your dreams.

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30. Candyfloss that gets you high.

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31. Potato salad getting funded for thousands of dollars because the internet has decided that's a good thing.

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32. This is a genius way to play video games.

33. A craft-beer vending machine.

Many considered. Few are chosen @nomadabrew @toolbeer @BrooklynBrewery @BlackIsleBeer @foundersbrewing what ya think?

The Fox@TheFoxE8

Many considered. Few are chosen @nomadabrew @toolbeer @BrooklynBrewery @BlackIsleBeer @foundersbrewing what ya think?

4:23 PM - 13 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

34. A vodka vending machine.

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35. Or a champagne vending machine if vodka is too peasant-like for you.

The perfect stocking filler at the press of a button #DestinationChristmas @Selfridges

Moët & Chandon UK@Moet_UK

The perfect stocking filler at the press of a button #DestinationChristmas @Selfridges

10:50 AM - 01 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

36. A bin that moves to collect falling trash like it's been freaking enchanted.

37. Mints in a mini-packet so you don't have loose mints everywhere.

38. This ice tray that someone finally thought through.

39. An amphibious RV.

We did it everyone. What a time to be alive. Tears flowing. "S.C. Company Makes Amphibious RV" http://t.co/cOiIfhGzM1

pourmecoffee@pourmecoffee

We did it everyone. What a time to be alive. Tears flowing. "S.C. Company Makes Amphibious RV" http://t.co/cOiIfhGzM1

11:26 PM - 23 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

40. A baseball bat combined with a flashlight.

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42. Live ladybugs, available for delivery from Amazon.

43. Pizza crust stuffed with hot dog to satisfy all your meat in dough needs.

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44. Unless what you really want is a cheeseburger pizza surrounded by mini-burgers covered in cheese just because.

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45. A flea repellant for humans.

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46. Teriyaki chicken in a damn pineapple.

47. Breaking Bad bath salts.

48. Mini, pre-unwrapped Starburst.

49. A cup of tea with a biscuit holder.

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50. And this final revelation that will prove that yes, yes, this is the finest time to be alive.

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