Buzz·Posted on 20 Jun 201419 Ways London Will Break YouSo tired of London.by Luke BaileyBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The eternal explosion of new 'cool' things will leave you with a continual, nagging FOMO. 2. And when there's something that actually is good, the queue will be unassailably huge. View this photo on Instagram 3. Taking the tube is a hellish experience that somehow gets incrementally worse every single day. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. And the terrifying lack of noise on the tube will unimaginably creep you out if you ever forget your headphones. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Except that the bus, with all its unreliability and irritation, is even worse. 6. Taking the night bus will either bore you with its tedium, or freak you out with its weirdness. View this photo on Instagram 7. The process of flat-hunting will remove all joy from your life. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You'll somehow end up drinking even on nights you just wanted to go home. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. And as a result, your diet is just anything you can find in your fridge at half past midnight. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. The weekend is less a chance to do exciting things, and more chance to just do no things. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. You'll give up on the idea of working an actual 9-5. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. The concept of making emotional connections with new and interesting people is replaced by lonely right-swiping on Tinder. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. You'll suddenly start to think that £3.90 for a beer is actually a really good price. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You eventually stop noticing when the streets smell of warm, fresh urine. 15. You start to think that this actually counts as being outside. 16. Paying rent that takes up most of your paycheck will be just a fact of life. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. At some point, the concept of taking an Uber stops seeming like a dick-ish thing to do. 18. A good night's sleep is just any time you don't feel completely exhausted. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. It's sometimes hard to remember that the rest of the country exists. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But somehow, no-one ever actually leaves. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF