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19 Reasons Summer In The City Is Terrible And Wants To Hurt You

*Moves to Siberia.*

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1. You will never stop sweating.

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It will ooze all over your body like fried chicken grease. Only saltier.

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10. People suddenly becomes obsessed with 'activities,' and 'doing things.'

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11. And being outside, where there's 'fresh air' and other such nonsense.

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13. Going where there is a crowd is an exercise in masochism.

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Everything is sweat. Everyone is sweat. Sweat.

14. The allegedly fun idea of music festivals is flawed due to the inability to hear, y'know, THE MUSIC.

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But tents are so fun! No, wait the other one. Terrible. Tents are terrible.

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16. Any bar that serves Pimms immediately cranks the price up.

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I don't even really like Pimms.

Though to be fair, you can eat ice lollies for breakfast.

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