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    Mar 26, 2014

    16 Serious Questions That Arise When You're English But You Don't Drink Tea

    What's wrong with me?

    1. Did someone just offer me tea?

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    2. Is it weird to ask for water instead?

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    3. I mean, it's less work surely?

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    Tea is what, five different things? That's basically a full meal!

    4. Is everyone looking at me strangely now?

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    5. What if someone asks me for tea?

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    I don't have anything vaguely tea related. I'm not even sure if I have a kettle.

    6. Milk... goes in first? Second?

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    Based on your expression, definitely second.

    7. How does everyone just know how to do this?

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    8. Was there a class I missed about making tea?

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    Maybe the pack came by post and I missed it. Probably that.

    9. What is so wrong about microwaving tea?

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    It makes it warm again!

    10. Should I apologise? I should probably apologise.

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    11. Why couldn't I just like tea?

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    12. Maybe ice tea? It's not real tea?

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    No. Not ice tea. That is not better.

    13. Is there anyone else in this country who doesn't drink tea?

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    14. Seriously, someone else must not like tea?

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    15. Am I normal? Is there a group I should join?


    Some sort of non-tea drinker's anonymous, perhaps

    16. Am I even really English?

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