Posted on 16 Sept 2014

49 People Who Really Regret Their Teenage Email Address

Peak embarrassing.

Luke Bailey

BuzzFeed Staff, UK

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yes gissell@ihadarocketship Follow
my first email address was puddin_pants
5:00 AM - 16 Sep 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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T.P Hyland@tphyland Follow
My old email address was xfunkblasterx @ http://t.co/8E9Pwuq4px - that's right. Funk. Blaster. The blaster of funk. Funk blaster. Okay?
10:22 AM - 18 Oct 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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j e n n a@jens0n_Follow
if you think you had an embarassing first email address, my first email address was 'greatwhitesharkgirl@hotmail.co.uk'
10:53 PM - 10 Dec 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Saeed Jones@theferocity Follow
My first email address jabbermouth04@yahoo.com. (Shut up.)
7:13 PM - 24 Jan 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Mary Catherine Keith@marycatherineke Follow
My old email address was llama123girl@aol.com
6:25 PM - 06 Oct 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Jenniferâž°@JenniferxLucia Follow
Lmao I remember my old email address was like hiphopgirl123 oh and iluvelsalvador16. I'm so ugly for that lol
3:47 AM - 12 Nov 12 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Zainab@zxinab_Follow
AHAHAHAHAHA my old email address was: cute.kitten777@ http://t.co/DqPhZHn5 wot was I thinking
9:08 PM - 29 Oct 12 Reply Retweet Favorite

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~ harrietolivia @harrietduffy Follow
How embarrassing..my old email address was something like haz-24-baz@hotmail.co.uk kwl year 7 tymz hazbaz x X x
10:09 PM - 09 Jul 12 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Dan Berry@DanTheBerryMan Follow
My old email address was saxophone2711 #wat
1:29 AM - 30 May 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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brady@zipoffs Follow
I got my first email address in 6th grade and it was tupperware67@comcast.net bc I thought tupperware was a hilarious word
2:35 AM - 20 May 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Beige Asian . å–œã³@soSheJazzyhuh Follow
My old email address was greeniepinkieprincess@yahoo .....I don't know why my freshman english teacher let me do that! kmsl!!!
9:27 AM - 19 Aug 11 Reply Retweet Favorite

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NAVE@Its_What_Ev Follow
#tbt my old email address was NdAnaDiddybop@aol.com lmao
5:25 PM - 11 Sep 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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jon hendren@fart Follow
.@hotmail know that i will not rest until my first email address, Teenstud2000@hotmail.com, is returned to me. The password was Sexgod1
2:52 AM - 16 Jun 12 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Annie Zeng@anniesuez Follow
Omg got a phone call and they double checked my old email address "so is it p i m p c e s s annie@hotmail.com?" í ½í¸‚í ½í¸‚í ½í¸‚
3:17 AM - 16 Sep 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Kayla@TurcottK Follow
Just emailed my prof off of my old email address I created when I was 10.... Aka Bball4lyfe29 #foreverembarrassed
4:02 AM - 12 Sep 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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JamesRobertson@JamesRob90 Follow
Hate when companies only have my old email address. Me and the Vodafone guy absolutely howling at wee_jim_2004@hotmail.com
1:57 PM - 29 May 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Lily@lily_block Follow
I hate when I have to give out my old email address I mean pinksunset14 sounds like a 40 year olds stripper name idk man
7:38 PM - 20 May 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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KenDULL@kdeakk Follow
My old email address is embarrassing: volleyballballbabe4sho@yahoo.com LOLOL #ridgeandhillcrestvball4eva
7:06 AM - 16 Apr 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Stuart Smith@ultrastu Follow
Just got reminded by my gmail that my old email address was magicmanstuartsmith@ntlworld.co.uk . Why did I ever change it?#embarassingpast
8:29 PM - 24 Aug 11 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Maura O'Leary@Maurvelousss Follow
My old email address was harpsealpuppylove@aol.com and I have no regrets
11:46 PM - 10 Mar 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Andrew Smith@AndrewSmith_96 Follow
After 5 years its probably best that i move on from my old email address of andy_smith2k7 on to something more employable
9:00 PM - 12 Mar 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Chris Thomas@IndoorHeroes Follow
@MissEBW My old email address was ChrisJizm@hotmail. But then one night I got drunk, changed the password and forgot it when I woke up.
4:16 PM - 25 Apr 12 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Loz@_laurahendley Follow
Who wants to hear my old email address from year 7? xxginger_babexx@hotmail.com LMFAO.
4:43 PM - 22 Oct 11 Reply Retweet Favorite

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meggy@MeganSargent222 Follow
Really need an alternative email address, crazymegansargent is a tiny bit embarrassing when emailing my choir director
5:35 PM - 13 Sep 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Murph@Murphingt0n Follow
Kind of embarrassing when you apply for a job and you have to tell them your email address is FatBootyCutie69@ gmail
4:53 AM - 26 Feb 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Lindsey Adler@Lahlahlindsey Follow
My first email address was rollerbladingrl@aol.com.
8:46 PM - 24 Jan 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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ivess@ivannakraljevic Follow
Seeing my grade 4 sister make an embarrassing email address gives me a good laugh #YoullRegretIt
11:28 PM - 23 Jul 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Brandy @b_gizzzle Follow
My first email address was broken_angel_13@msn.com if you wanna talk embarrassing adolescence.
9:23 PM - 23 Aug 11 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Lena Dunham@lenadunham Follow
My last exchange with @billyeichner was a nice reminder that my first email address was trixie@bway.net
7:34 PM - 06 Oct 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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m britton@thepigeonpost Follow
the first email address i ever had was set up by my uncle. it was madlads35@aol.com. i think my life was cursed from that point on
1:16 PM - 10 May 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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kim@kimelizabethh Follow
my first email address was goofygooberchick before you all judge me i was 12
5:19 AM - 22 Dec 12 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Arabella Jones@TheArabella Follow
my first email address was... teentitan95@yahoo.com I WAS IN 5TH GRADE OK
3:53 AM - 22 Dec 12 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Katie Levans@katie_levans Follow
My very first email address was catlover43@hotmail.com... http://t.co/qWoC3PiG
12:49 PM - 15 Jul 12 Reply Retweet Favorite

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E-tard@14_yr_old_Etard Follow
A nice Gtalk conversation with a pretty girl lasts only till I tell her my first email address was BackStreetBoy_Fan17 at hotmail dot com.
5:50 PM - 10 Feb 12 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Bonang B* Matheba@bonang_m Follow
2hot4words@gmail.com LOL! RT @thisisshumi: Superphlyfabulous@gmail.com don't ask RT @Tendaijoe: What was the first email address u ever had?
9:24 PM - 04 May 11 Reply Retweet Favorite

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joewengert@joewengert Follow
My very first email address was manutbol@udel.edu - Thanks for four years of awkward conversation starters, Manute Bol
8:21 PM - 19 Jun 10 Reply Retweet Favorite

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alaina latona@alainalatona Follow
My first email address was "blacky90@aol.com" in 4th grade because the horse I rode for 2 weeks was named Blacky. #deadserious
8:16 PM - 03 May 11 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Aayden.@_Rodaa Follow
RT @DrugInYourVains: How my first email address was actually "KiloOfCoke69@yahoo.com" doe.|| :''''''(
6:43 AM - 16 Sep 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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hell yea flocka@kaylynn_harding Follow
Do u ever look back at ur first email address & cringe klovescolesprouse@hotmail.com lmaooo
9:39 AM - 14 Sep 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Grace Fahey@gfayhay Follow
Moment of silence for my first email address: greenday500@sbcglobal.net #punk4evr
1:05 AM - 13 Sep 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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arianne pusung@arianneee_Follow
Literally cannot believe my first email address was charm_bracelet_luvah í ½í¸‚í ½í¸‚í ½í¸‚
8:00 PM - 12 Sep 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Eric Robinson@ewrobinson1 Follow
True story: my first email address ever was cougar12 at juno dot com after @CoachSark himself.
5:12 AM - 11 Sep 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Jonah Ray@jonahray Follow
Photo: My first email address ever was BARFtheMOG@webTV.com #sdcc http://t.co/wuJS8M3fjU
8:02 PM - 25 Jul 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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dancing queen @aIipacino Follow
there's a reason my first email address was cheetahgirl97@mchsi.com (((I am a true cheetah girl)))
10:32 PM - 18 Aug 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Faiq Airudin@FaiqAirudin Follow
My first email address was bruheat @ http://t.co/m6ArkwRa4R , taken after the wrestler "Latino Heat" . What was yours?
8:38 AM - 28 Jun 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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hasan makki@hasanmakki Follow
My old email address was hitman_makki@hotmail.com eh eh.....
10:41 PM - 09 Jul 14 Reply Retweet Favorite

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ZacOyama@ZacOyama Follow
My first email address was MrBigglesworth28@aol.com
7:35 PM - 24 Jun 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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â™¡ Ells Bells â™¡@ElliePeek Follow
What was your first email address? â€” Ok this is painfully bad - it was "ellielovesanimals". I was really little ... http://t.co/wkWK29HIOx
7:31 AM - 24 Jun 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Not so Awesome Alex@Alex_LaVallee Follow
Business advice:
You can determine your future success based on your very first email address.
Mine: loserboy1124@hotmail.com
12:21 PM - 30 May 13 Reply Retweet Favorite

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