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    49 People Who Really Regret Their Teenage Email Address

    Peak embarrassing.

    1.

    my first email address was puddin_pants

    2.

    My old email address was xfunkblasterx @ http://t.co/8E9Pwuq4px - that's right. Funk. Blaster. The blaster of funk. Funk blaster. Okay?

    T.P Hyland@tphyland

    My old email address was xfunkblasterx @ http://t.co/8E9Pwuq4px - that's right. Funk. Blaster. The blaster of funk. Funk blaster. Okay?

    10:22 AM - 18 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3.

    if you think you had an embarassing first email address, my first email address was 'greatwhitesharkgirl@hotmail.co.uk'

    j e n n a@jens0n_

    if you think you had an embarassing first email address, my first email address was 'greatwhitesharkgirl@hotmail.co.uk'

    10:53 PM - 10 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4.

    My first email address jabbermouth04@yahoo.com. (Shut up.)

    Saeed Jones@theferocity

    My first email address jabbermouth04@yahoo.com. (Shut up.)

    7:13 PM - 24 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5.

    My old email address was llama123girl@aol.com

    6.

    Lmao I remember my old email address was like hiphopgirl123 oh and iluvelsalvador16. I'm so ugly for that lol

    Jenniferâž°@JenniferxLucia

    Lmao I remember my old email address was like hiphopgirl123 oh and iluvelsalvador16. I'm so ugly for that lol

    3:47 AM - 12 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7.

    AHAHAHAHAHA my old email address was: cute.kitten777@ http://t.co/DqPhZHn5 wot was I thinking

    Zainab@zxinab_

    AHAHAHAHAHA my old email address was: cute.kitten777@ http://t.co/DqPhZHn5 wot was I thinking

    9:08 PM - 29 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8.

    How embarrassing..my old email address was something like haz-24-baz@hotmail.co.uk kwl year 7 tymz hazbaz x X x

    ~ harrietolivia @harrietduffy

    How embarrassing..my old email address was something like haz-24-baz@hotmail.co.uk kwl year 7 tymz hazbaz x X x

    10:09 PM - 09 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9.

    My old email address was saxophone2711 #wat

    10.

    I got my first email address in 6th grade and it was tupperware67@comcast.net bc I thought tupperware was a hilarious word

    brady@zipoffs

    I got my first email address in 6th grade and it was tupperware67@comcast.net bc I thought tupperware was a hilarious word

    2:35 AM - 20 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11.

    My old email address was greeniepinkieprincess@yahoo .....I don't know why my freshman english teacher let me do that! kmsl!!!

    Beige Asian . 喜び@soSheJazzyhuh

    My old email address was greeniepinkieprincess@yahoo .....I don't know why my freshman english teacher let me do that! kmsl!!!

    9:27 AM - 19 Aug 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12.

    #tbt my old email address was NdAnaDiddybop@aol.com lmao

    NAVE@Its_What_Ev

    #tbt my old email address was NdAnaDiddybop@aol.com lmao

    5:25 PM - 11 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13.

    .@hotmail know that i will not rest until my first email address, Teenstud2000@hotmail.com, is returned to me. The password was Sexgod1

    jon hendren@fart

    .@hotmail know that i will not rest until my first email address, Teenstud2000@hotmail.com, is returned to me. The password was Sexgod1

    2:52 AM - 16 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14.

    Omg got a phone call and they double checked my old email address "so is it p i m p c e s s annie@hotmail.com?"

    Annie Zeng@anniesuez

    Omg got a phone call and they double checked my old email address "so is it p i m p c e s s annie@hotmail.com?" 😂😂😂

    3:17 AM - 16 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15.

    Just emailed my prof off of my old email address I created when I was 10.... Aka Bball4lyfe29 #foreverembarrassed

    Kayla@TurcottK

    Just emailed my prof off of my old email address I created when I was 10.... Aka Bball4lyfe29 #foreverembarrassed

    4:02 AM - 12 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16.

    Hate when companies only have my old email address. Me and the Vodafone guy absolutely howling at wee_jim_2004@hotmail.com

    JamesRobertson@JamesRob90

    Hate when companies only have my old email address. Me and the Vodafone guy absolutely howling at wee_jim_2004@hotmail.com

    1:57 PM - 29 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    17.

    I hate when I have to give out my old email address I mean pinksunset14 sounds like a 40 year olds stripper name idk man

    Lily@lily_block

    I hate when I have to give out my old email address I mean pinksunset14 sounds like a 40 year olds stripper name idk man

    7:38 PM - 20 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18.

    My old email address is embarrassing: volleyballballbabe4sho@yahoo.com LOLOL #ridgeandhillcrestvball4eva

    KenDULL@kdeakk

    My old email address is embarrassing: volleyballballbabe4sho@yahoo.com LOLOL #ridgeandhillcrestvball4eva

    7:06 AM - 16 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    19.

    Just got reminded by my gmail that my old email address was magicmanstuartsmith@ntlworld.co.uk . Why did I ever change it?#embarassingpast

    Stuart Smith@ultrastu

    Just got reminded by my gmail that my old email address was magicmanstuartsmith@ntlworld.co.uk . Why did I ever change it?#embarassingpast

    8:29 PM - 24 Aug 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    20.

    My old email address was harpsealpuppylove@aol.com and I have no regrets

    Maura O'Leary@Maurvelousss

    My old email address was harpsealpuppylove@aol.com and I have no regrets

    11:46 PM - 10 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    21.

    After 5 years its probably best that i move on from my old email address of andy_smith2k7 on to something more employable

    Andrew Smith@AndrewSmith_96

    After 5 years its probably best that i move on from my old email address of andy_smith2k7 on to something more employable

    9:00 PM - 12 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    22.

    @MissEBW My old email address was ChrisJizm@hotmail. But then one night I got drunk, changed the password and forgot it when I woke up.

    Chris Thomas@IndoorHeroes

    @MissEBW My old email address was ChrisJizm@hotmail. But then one night I got drunk, changed the password and forgot it when I woke up.

    4:16 PM - 25 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    23.

    Who wants to hear my old email address from year 7? xxginger_babexx@hotmail.com LMFAO.

    Loz@_laurahendley

    Who wants to hear my old email address from year 7? xxginger_babexx@hotmail.com LMFAO.

    4:43 PM - 22 Oct 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    24.

    Really need an alternative email address, crazymegansargent is a tiny bit embarrassing when emailing my choir director

    meggy@MeganSargent222

    Really need an alternative email address, crazymegansargent is a tiny bit embarrassing when emailing my choir director

    5:35 PM - 13 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    25.

    Kind of embarrassing when you apply for a job and you have to tell them your email address is FatBootyCutie69@ gmail

    Murph@Murphingt0n

    Kind of embarrassing when you apply for a job and you have to tell them your email address is FatBootyCutie69@ gmail

    4:53 AM - 26 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    26.

    My first email address was rollerbladingrl@aol.com.

    Lindsey Adler@Lahlahlindsey

    My first email address was rollerbladingrl@aol.com.

    8:46 PM - 24 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    27.

    Seeing my grade 4 sister make an embarrassing email address gives me a good laugh #YoullRegretIt

    ivess@ivannakraljevic

    Seeing my grade 4 sister make an embarrassing email address gives me a good laugh #YoullRegretIt

    11:28 PM - 23 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    28.

    My first email address was broken_angel_13@msn.com if you wanna talk embarrassing adolescence.

    Brandy @b_gizzzle

    My first email address was broken_angel_13@msn.com if you wanna talk embarrassing adolescence.

    9:23 PM - 23 Aug 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    29.

    My last exchange with @billyeichner was a nice reminder that my first email address was trixie@bway.net

    Lena Dunham@lenadunham

    My last exchange with @billyeichner was a nice reminder that my first email address was trixie@bway.net

    7:34 PM - 06 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    30.

    the first email address i ever had was set up by my uncle. it was madlads35@aol.com. i think my life was cursed from that point on

    m britton@thepigeonpost

    the first email address i ever had was set up by my uncle. it was madlads35@aol.com. i think my life was cursed from that point on

    1:16 PM - 10 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    31.

    my first email address was goofygooberchick before you all judge me i was 12

    kim@kimelizabethh

    my first email address was goofygooberchick before you all judge me i was 12

    5:19 AM - 22 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    32.

    my first email address was... teentitan95@yahoo.com I WAS IN 5TH GRADE OK

    Arabella Jones@TheArabella

    my first email address was... teentitan95@yahoo.com I WAS IN 5TH GRADE OK

    3:53 AM - 22 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    33.

    My very first email address was catlover43@hotmail.com... http://t.co/qWoC3PiG

    Katie Levans@katie_levans

    My very first email address was catlover43@hotmail.com... http://t.co/qWoC3PiG

    12:49 PM - 15 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    34.

    A nice Gtalk conversation with a pretty girl lasts only till I tell her my first email address was BackStreetBoy_Fan17 at hotmail dot com.

    E-tard@14_yr_old_Etard

    A nice Gtalk conversation with a pretty girl lasts only till I tell her my first email address was BackStreetBoy_Fan17 at hotmail dot com.

    5:50 PM - 10 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

    35.

    2hot4words@gmail.com LOL! RT @thisisshumi: Superphlyfabulous@gmail.com don't ask RT @Tendaijoe: What was the first email address u ever had?

    Bonang B* Matheba@bonang_m

    2hot4words@gmail.com LOL! RT @thisisshumi: Superphlyfabulous@gmail.com don't ask RT @Tendaijoe: What was the first email address u ever had?

    9:24 PM - 04 May 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    36.

    My very first email address was manutbol@udel.edu - Thanks for four years of awkward conversation starters, Manute Bol

    joewengert@joewengert

    My very first email address was manutbol@udel.edu - Thanks for four years of awkward conversation starters, Manute Bol

    8:21 PM - 19 Jun 10ReplyRetweetFavorite

    37.

    My first email address was "blacky90@aol.com" in 4th grade because the horse I rode for 2 weeks was named Blacky. #deadserious

    alaina latona@alainalatona

    My first email address was "blacky90@aol.com" in 4th grade because the horse I rode for 2 weeks was named Blacky. #deadserious

    8:16 PM - 03 May 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

    38.

    RT @DrugInYourVains: How my first email address was actually "KiloOfCoke69@yahoo.com" doe.|| :''''''(

    Aayden.@_Rodaa

    RT @DrugInYourVains: How my first email address was actually "KiloOfCoke69@yahoo.com" doe.|| :''''''(

    6:43 AM - 16 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    39.

    Do u ever look back at ur first email address & cringe klovescolesprouse@hotmail.com lmaooo

    hell yea flocka@kaylynn_harding

    Do u ever look back at ur first email address & cringe klovescolesprouse@hotmail.com lmaooo

    9:39 AM - 14 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    40.

    Moment of silence for my first email address: greenday500@sbcglobal.net #punk4evr

    Grace Fahey@gfayhay

    Moment of silence for my first email address: greenday500@sbcglobal.net #punk4evr

    1:05 AM - 13 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    41.

    Literally cannot believe my first email address was charm_bracelet_luvah

    arianne pusung@arianneee_

    Literally cannot believe my first email address was charm_bracelet_luvah 😂😂😂

    8:00 PM - 12 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    42.

    True story: my first email address ever was cougar12 at juno dot com after @CoachSark himself.

    Eric Robinson@ewrobinson1

    True story: my first email address ever was cougar12 at juno dot com after @CoachSark himself.

    5:12 AM - 11 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    43.

    Photo: My first email address ever was BARFtheMOG@webTV.com #sdcc http://t.co/wuJS8M3fjU

    Jonah Ray@jonahray

    Photo: My first email address ever was BARFtheMOG@webTV.com #sdcc http://t.co/wuJS8M3fjU

    8:02 PM - 25 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    44.

    there's a reason my first email address was cheetahgirl97@mchsi.com (((I am a true cheetah girl)))

    dancing queen @aIipacino

    there's a reason my first email address was cheetahgirl97@mchsi.com (((I am a true cheetah girl)))

    10:32 PM - 18 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    45.

    My first email address was bruheat @ http://t.co/m6ArkwRa4R , taken after the wrestler "Latino Heat" . What was yours?

    Faiq Airudin@FaiqAirudin

    My first email address was bruheat @ http://t.co/m6ArkwRa4R , taken after the wrestler "Latino Heat" . What was yours?

    8:38 AM - 28 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    46.

    My old email address was hitman_makki@hotmail.com eh eh.....

    hasan makki@hasanmakki

    My old email address was hitman_makki@hotmail.com eh eh.....

    10:41 PM - 09 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    47.

    My first email address was MrBigglesworth28@aol.com

    ZacOyama@ZacOyama

    My first email address was MrBigglesworth28@aol.com

    7:35 PM - 24 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    48.

    What was your first email address? — Ok this is painfully bad - it was "ellielovesanimals". I was really little ... http://t.co/wkWK29HIOx

    ♡ Ells Bells ♡@ElliePeek

    What was your first email address? — Ok this is painfully bad - it was "ellielovesanimals". I was really little ... http://t.co/wkWK29HIOx

    7:31 AM - 24 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    49.

    Business advice: You can determine your future success based on your very first email address. Mine: loserboy1124@hotmail.com

    Not so Awesome Alex@Alex_LaVallee

    Business advice:

    You can determine your future success based on your very first email address.

    Mine: loserboy1124@hotmail.com

    12:21 PM - 30 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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