Chips in the North: proper.
Drinking in London: a Negroni in a can for no apparent reason.
Drinking in the North: a shot of gravy.
Graffiti in the North: really goddamn useful.
Graffiti in London: impossibly wanky.
Warning signs in London: faintly dystopian.
Warning signs in the North: perfect.
Reasons to queue in the North: because there's a damn fine bakery.
Reasons to queue in London: Oxford Fucking Circus.
Cake in London: here are some fucking flowers.
Property up North: reasonable!
Property in London: impossible to believe.
Essential shopping in London: questionable.
Essential shopping in the North: priorities in order.
TV tourism in the North: going to the Rovers Return.
TV tourism in London: buying a Joey hat for some unknowable reason.
Pubs up North: drinks for a pound!
Pubs in London: have craft beer vending machines.
Pints in the North: a good deal!
Pints in London: just too bizarre.
