Ruling in the North, and proud of their integrity despite the problems it causes them, House West.
The house is headed up by Lord Kanye, a man whose honesty gets him into trouble, and who has an important relationship with wolves.
Scion of the house is North West – frankly, no one knows what's going to happen to her, but she's definitely going to be important.
The whole family is a big fan of wolves – right up to Lady Kardashian West, who is probably coming up with the strategy behind the scenes.
They are rumoured to have conflict with another house from the icy north, House Drake, but the two houses are actually allies when they need to be.
There are still forces of chaos in the world – House Cyrus could do absolutely anything.
Similarly, the potential of House Riri is undiminished by time, but it's been years since they made any attempt to take the throne.
House Riri has sworn fealty to House Carter, who remain the true rulers.
But although the king may have been powerful coming up, he's only truly impressive now when aligned with House West.
But House Carter is still strong, because his wife has become more powerful than anyone ever expected.
While House Carter might rule now, previous rulers are still hanging around, unwilling to fully cede power.
Like House Wu-Tang, who were torn apart by internal politics. There is a prophecy that they're returning in exactly 88 years time.
House Lorde may be a young house, but they're being watched with a very careful eye.
They're led by Lady Lorde, someone who might just be a goddamn wizard.
They are closely allied with the rising power in the east, House Swift, whose power stems from their control of the most dangerous of animals – CATS.
Newly anointed Queen Taylor is thinking of trying to take the throne.
She's supported by the loyal Ser Ed Sheeran, who definitely isn't in the friendzone, and her faithful handmaiden-and-nothing-more Karlie Kloss.
The whole house have slow-burning tensions with House Perry, but as yet it hasn't spilled into open war.
Meanwhile, it's still unclear what House Perry's old enemies, Haus Gaga, are even up to.
There's a scary truth though – that everyone knows they're only still around because House Minaj hasn't decided to slay them all yet.
Because who needs The Mountain when you have Nicki.
