2. How unbelievably pointless the Emirates Air Line is.
Obviously, it is completely terrible, but everyone agrees. There is no one on the other side of this issue.
5. The weird and terrible smell that happens in the city once the sun comes out for a few days.
Basically, the bins and the urine start heating up.
6. The weird thing that happened on the night bus.
Bonus points if the anecdote ends with “I guess you had to be there.” Because everything is funnier when you’re drunk.
9. The pure, unadulterated joy of sitting at the front of the DLR.
13. The amazing pop-up that they went to the other day, but that has closed now so you can’t go.
It’s not impossible they just hadn’t been there at all. They were drinking somewhere else, usually.
15. How they only came out for one drink.
But they can have one more. Definitely just one, though?