1. The bizarre fact that there actually is a Zone 9.
2. How unbelievably pointless the Emirates Air Line is.
3. How they only use Tinder as a bit of a joke. Or maybe just an ego-boost.
4. How their last Tinder date went.
5. The weird and terrible smell that happens in the city once the sun comes out for a few days.
6. The weird thing that happened on the night bus.
Bonus points if the anecdote ends with "I guess you had to be there." Because everything is funnier when you're drunk.
7. Whether the North or South of the river is actually better.
8. Commuting.
9. The pure, unadulterated joy of sitting at the front of the DLR.
10. Whether Uber is an amazing service that's disrupting taxis, or an overpriced, less effective version of the black cab.
11. That this drink was really expensive.
12. That they had a pint the other day that was less than £4!
13. The amazing pop-up that they went to the other day, but that has closed now so you can't go.
14. The coffee shop they just found that does the best ever coffee. Really, really amazing coffee.
15. How they only came out for one drink.
16. How they really shouldn't be having shots.
17. Exactly which fast food place they went to last night instead of making dinner.
18. Exactly where the best burger in London is.
19. How literally no one in London will ever own a house because LOL money.
20. That flat hunting is a relentless torture designed to break you.
21. How ludicrously unpleasant shopping on Oxford Street is.
22. How their company needs them to work so, so late at the moment.
23. How great it is to get out of the city for a bit.
24. How much better it is to get back to the city.
