Buzz·Posted on 6 Jun 201428 Things Everyone Who Has Worked In A Pub Will UnderstandThere aren't many more important jobs in the country.by Luke BaileyBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. The whole concept of split shifts makes you very angry. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. But somehow, you work six days a week, because shift work is terrible. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You know that if a customer snaps their fingers at you, you are legally allowed to take their shoes, and set them on fire. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Contactless card technology is basically magic and it's amazing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Almost every branded pint glass is either too wide, too tall, or too stupid to be useful. 6. You know that if you take care of the kitchen staff, they'll take care of you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. But that if the kitchen staff are going under, you just need to keep your head down. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You know every place in town that's open early in the morning. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Good regulars are intermittently your friends, your co-workers, your bouncers, and complete fucking liabilities. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You know people who can get you absolutely anything. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. You're aware that most of the spirit bottles behind the bar haven't been opened since the last time everyone had a lock-in, and the beer ran out. 12. When you're at a different bar, you always end up ordering because you can remember the complete order. 13. You can use this. 14. You firmly believe in the paramount importance of the soda gun. 15. You know that the till being over is more suspicious than the register being under. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. You know what the word "ullage" means. 17. And more importantly, how to correctly report ullage. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Every time you see a pint of Snakebite, you start thinking about your exit strategy in the fight. 19. Anyone who asks for a "strong" drink will result in a perfectly measured to be slightly smaller than usual drink. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. The importance of line cleaning is only matched by the annoyance of actually doing it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. But at least once a week someone will take a sip of beer and cast aspersions on your line-cleaning ability. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. You immediately dismiss any guy who orders moscato as an idiot. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. You loathe anyone who finishes an order with "...and a Guinness." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Glass washing machines are the single best way to immediately become hot and sweaty. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 25. Anyone who destroys beermats and leaves tiny pieces all over the floor is not a viable member of society. 26. The only true way to measure the quality of an ale is by how quickly it runs out. View this photo on Instagram 27. The worst possible thing to be doing at midnight is cleaning the bar. And yet you always are. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 28. If you can be calm when the bar is busy, you can be calm through anything. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF