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Facebook is terrific way to connect with classmates who haven't aged as well as you.
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Just once I want to see a new parent post a baby photo on Facebook with the words: "Still not sure if we like it, tbh."
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Remember don't judge, you never know what another person is going through Unless they're constantly oversharing on Facebook, then go ahead
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Sorry I commented "yikes" on that pic of your baby you posted on facebook.
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Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.
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[Lady is being robbed] "Help, Social Media Man!" [Social Media Man swoops in & creates a facebook page called Mugging Is Bad]
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When I was 12 I ate a bee to impress a girl, and she just sent me a friend request on Facebook. So, mission accomplished.
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Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook.
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Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up.
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Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your 'Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am.
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You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn
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Social media is great. Before Facebook I'd never know what the girl who wrote "dirty Jew" on my 8th grade locker was thankful for this year.
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Twitter: your jokes suck Instagram: your face sucks Snapchat: your life sucks Facebook: your family misses you and is also racist
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Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday.
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I had to delete Facebook because I liked too many pictures of dogs yesterday and now the newsfeed algorithm thinks I care about those people
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So, It's not ok to write "always best to have a spare incase you break the first one" on facebook, when someone announces a second pregnancy
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"Are you working right now? Where are you working?" Facebook is worse than my parents.
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facebook newsfeed: check out this video me: ok facebok newsfeed algorithm: oh u clicked that? HERES 20 OTHER LINKS TO THAT EXACT SAME VIDEO
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*logs into Facebook *looks at pictures of people hugging their boyfriends *comments 'is that your dad' on all of them *logs out of Facebook
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My mom's favorite internet game is "Log me into the Facebook. Is this the Facebook? Is that your brother? Why is he drinking upside down?"
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Beth on Facebook "Can't believe its Monday again already"... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur.
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Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more.
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Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?
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I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives.