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    29 Tweets About Facebook That Will Make You Laugh Every Time

    "Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game."


    Facebook is terrific way to connect with classmates who haven't aged as well as you.


    Just once I want to see a new parent post a baby photo on Facebook with the words: "Still not sure if we like it, tbh."



    Remember don't judge, you never know what another person is going through Unless they're constantly oversharing on Facebook, then go ahead


    Sorry I commented "yikes" on that pic of your baby you posted on facebook.


    Don't hate the game, hate the player who keeps sending you Facebook invites to play the game.


    [Lady is being robbed] "Help, Social Media Man!" [Social Media Man swoops in & creates a facebook page called Mugging Is Bad]


    When I was 12 I ate a bee to impress a girl, and she just sent me a friend request on Facebook. So, mission accomplished.


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    Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook.


    Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up.


    Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your 'Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am.


    You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn


    Social media is great. Before Facebook I'd never know what the girl who wrote "dirty Jew" on my 8th grade locker was thankful for this year.


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    Twitter: your jokes suck Instagram: your face sucks Snapchat: your life sucks Facebook: your family misses you and is also racist


    Accidentally connected my Fitbit account to Facebook and now everyone knows I only walked 13 steps yesterday.


    I had to delete Facebook because I liked too many pictures of dogs yesterday and now the newsfeed algorithm thinks I care about those people


    So, It's not ok to write "always best to have a spare incase you break the first one" on facebook, when someone announces a second pregnancy


    "Are you working right now? Where are you working?" Facebook is worse than my parents.


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    facebook newsfeed: check out this video me: ok facebok newsfeed algorithm: oh u clicked that? HERES 20 OTHER LINKS TO THAT EXACT SAME VIDEO


    *logs into Facebook *looks at pictures of people hugging their boyfriends *comments 'is that your dad' on all of them *logs out of Facebook


    My mom's favorite internet game is "Log me into the Facebook. Is this the Facebook? Is that your brother? Why is he drinking upside down?"


    Beth on Facebook "Can't believe its Monday again already"... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur.


    Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more.



    Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?


    I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives.

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