1. Danny Alexander and Beaker, obviously.
2. Michael Gove and Pob.
3. Ed Balls and this silly putty face.
4. Grant Schapps and this... thing.
5. Nigel Farage and a puppet.
6. Boris Johnson and a cabbage patch doll.
7. David Cameron and a toy train.
8. Eric Pickles and this doll.
9. Ed Miliband and Mr Potato Head.
10. George Osborne and creepy Woody.
11. Jacob Rees-Mogg and the blue-haired lawyer from The Simpsons.
OK, technically not a toy, but c'mon...