On Tuesday night, a debate in the House of Commons dealt with whether the national symbol of Britain should be changed from a lion to a hedgehog. Here are some alternatives if that doesn't work out.
1. Some really nice chips could be the national symbol of Britain.
2. This man eating a Scotch egg on a rock in some drizzle.
3. A sadly dropped kebab.
4. An enormous Hula Hoop.
5. This person politely waiting at a traffic light on the pavement.
6. This would be a wonderful national symbol of Britain.
If you want an image of London imagine a terrapin riding a dead fox in the Regents canal, forever.
7. This man having a pint on top of a bus stop.
8. This person encircled by threatening seagulls.
9. This incredibly tiny bench.
10. A drunk Father Christmas being sick into a hat.
11. The police arresting a swan.
12. A TRIPLE Frosted Shredded Wheat.
13. Bounce, the dog.
14. Some Turkey Twizzlers and potato smilies.
15. This traffic warden giving a wheelbarrow a parking ticket.
16. This flag.
17. This tweet should absolutely be the national symbol of Britain.
I want to die.