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17 Texts Londoners Send Vs What They Actually Mean

"Tube problems" = I'm probably hungover.

1. The morning text:

2. The non-committal text.

3. The overly optimistic text.

4. The taking advantage text.

5. The everyday lie text:

6. The first to the pub text:

7. The leaving the pub text:

8. The night bus text:

9. The once a year text:

10. The not very subtle text.

11. The day after text:

12. The impossible dream text.

13. The geographical limitations text:

14. The very late-night text:

15. The all too real text.

16. The very long week text:

17. The actually extra-polite text.