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    Posted on Aug 19, 2017

    If You Do Even Ten Of These Things, You're Pretty Much Cersei Lannister

    Tag the Cersei in your life.

    1. You always have a glass of wine nearby.

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    For those times when you're feeling happy, sad, stressed, or just because.

    2. You've managed to become incredibly high functioning when you're drunk.

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    So much so that people can't even tell when you've been drinking anymore.

    3. You've got the face of someone who doesn't make friends very easily.

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    4. Because truth be told, you don't...

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    But the few friends you do have will stick with you to the very end.

    5. You would kill for the people closest to you.

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    Heaven help anybody who messes with them.

    6. Your family is the top priority in your life.

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    In fact, sometimes it seems like you love them a LITTLE TOO much.

    7. You like giving orders, and honestly? You're good at it.

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    It's a natural talent. When you talk, people listen.

    8. Other people's opinions don't mean a damn to you.

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    9. You're mastered the art of rolling your eyes.

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    10. You're used to having the last word.

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    11. You have no patience for stupidity in others.

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    12. You mistrust EVERYONE.

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    If you treat everyone like an enemy, then nobody can betray you.

    13. Which is why you have secret plans to destroy every person you know.

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    Contingency plans, just in case they cross you.

    14. You get WAY too into winning on boardgame nights.

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    RISK, MONOPOLY, EVEN JUST 'NEVER HAVE I EVER.'

    15. You cannot. Stand. Losing.

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    There's nothing worse in life than losing.

    16. You can pull off any look.

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    You were born to be royalty.

    17. If looks could kill, you'd have filled up an entire cemetery by now.

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    18. You're direct and you're not afraid to say something right to someone's face when you need to.

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    As it should be.

    19. Which is why you're often accused of being pretty salty.

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    But you don't care, because you know you are, and you love it.

    But it doesn't matter, because you are who you are, and you're proud of it.

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    This post was translated from Spanish.

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