20 Signs That You Might Be Cersei Lannister

#16. You look just as killer with a pixie cut as you do with beachy waves.

1. The first sign that you might be Cersei Lannister? You always have a glass of wine nearby.

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And you've mastered the art of drinking moodily from said glass.

2. You invite people over for drinks strictly with the intention of causing drama...

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It's one of your favorite forms of conflict resolution.

3. And people find your resting face to be automatically intimidating.

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It's all in those fabulous eyebrows, tbh.

4. You only have a few close friends, but they're loyal through and through.

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Mostly.

5. Everyone knows that you would kill for the people you love.

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Nobody messes with your crew. It is known.

6. And the most important thing in your life is your family.

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You know what's best for them, and you'll stop at nothing to make sure they get it.

7. You like giving orders, and honestly? You're good at it.

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It's a natural talent. When you talk, people listen.

8. You don't care if people don't like you...

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Why concern yourself with the opinions of peasants tho??

9. And you've become a total master at the art of rolling your eyes.

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Because sometimes, it's the only correct response!

10. You're used to having the last word on everything...

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It's hard to be right **all** the time, but someone's gotta do it!

11. And you trust NO ONE.

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You've been betrayed one too many times, and you're always on the lookout.

12. Patience really isn't your thing...

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But you're working on it! Sort of.

13. But you're all about playing the long game, at the end of the day.

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You're always cooking up plans, whether people know it or not.

14. There's nothing you hate more than losing...

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Doesn't matter if it's a board game or a potato sack race. You. Must. Win.

15. And if you absolutely have to lose, you start immediately plotting your next move.

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Revenge is your middle name, pretty much.

16. You can rock a pixie cut as well as long, beachy waves...

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It's a talent, honestly.

17. And you almost never look not put-together.

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Hair, outfits, jewelry are always on point for you.

18. You're not afraid to say exactly what's on your mind...

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As you should be.

19. Because you're not here to make friends, people...

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It's just not a priority!!

20. You're here to be unapologetically yourself, and if anyone has a problem, they can take it up with you personally.

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Bring it on, pleibs!!

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This post was translated from Spanish.