You've had a romantic partner that wasn't good for you.You've had more than one romantic partner that wasn't good for you.In retrospect, none of your romantic partners have been good for you.You've been in a relationship with someone who brought you down.You've been in a relationship with someone who would lie to you all the time.It was obvious that your partner was cheating on you, but you still didn't believe it.In fact, everybody told you as much, and you still didn't believe it.Someone once promised you that they were "going to change" and you believed them.They didn't change, then promised you again that they were "going to change" and you still believed them.You've fallen for someone who only calls you when they're drunk.You've fallen for someone who only calls you between midnight and four in the morning.You've fallen for someone who only calls you when they're drunk between midnight and four in the morning.You've argued with your friends in defense of your partner.You've argued with your family in defense of your partner.You have a new crush almost every week.And someone "breaks your heart" almost every week too.You've felt like your life was a soap opera on more than one occasion.You've dated someone for months without meeting their family.You've fallen for a person you barely even knew.It destroyed you when said person didn't turn out to be the love of your life.The messier the situation, the more you're drawn to it.You've gotten involved with a friend believing that "everything's going to stay the same."You were surprised when everything did not stay the same.You've said "I'm never drinking again" and ended up wasted out of your mind that same night.You've tried hitting on someone who's clearly interested in someone who is not you.You've tried hitting on someone whose sexual preferences don't include you.You've seen "signs" in texts from the person you like when nobody else you showed them to did.You've met someone you're crazy for, but it's always you going after them.You started a relationship with someone who was already in a relationship.You started a relationship with someone who was already in a relationship and you thought they were going to choose you.They definitely did not choose you.You've been in a semi-serious relationship with someone who lives far away.You've gotten involved with someone from work.Even worse, you've gotten involved with someone who is your superior at work.You're still waiting for a call from someone who said they were going to call you 3 months ago.You've sang a James Blunt song at the top of your lungs while drunk.Adele's "Don't You Remember" has made you cry.You've been told that they only like you as a friend, but convinced yourself that "there's something more to it."You've been with someone who is very interested in you one day and completely ignores you the next day.You've had a one-night stand and felt disappointed that they weren't the love of your life.You've had an impossible crush for years.You're in love with someone who's about to get married.You've used the line "I don't get why these things happen to me" on more than one occasion.You're taking this quiz because, deep down, you know you're bad at love.Your friends have literally told you to "get a grip."You still didn't "get a grip."
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