One night my boyfriend and I were having pretty drunk, sloppy sex. I was on top and he was very relaxed. Too relaxed. When we switched positions I noticed something dark on the sheets but couldn't really tell what it was. Until I smelled it. He had shit himself mid-coitus. It was…Â
My college roommate freshman year was a nightmare. I went home one weekend and came back to find she had stolen my vodka and used my bath towels to clean up puke. When I asked why she'd used mine she said "well my towels are nice." As if that wasn't bad enough, I once came home after…Â
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