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    10 Wonderfully Bizarre Pieces Of Life Advice From Yoko Ono's Twitter

    "Carry a bag of peas. Leave a pea wherever you go."

    1. How to make friends.

    2. and how to keep them.

    3. Always get your 5-a-day.

    4. Never show up to a party empty handed.

    5. Leave this world a better place than when you came into it.

    6. Always have a good conversation starter.

    7. Treat yourself to a holiday with friends.

    8. Make sure you know time is an arbitrary concept.

    9. Everyday is an opportunity to learn.

    10. And remember it's the thought that counts.