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1. One does not simply eat one french fry
2. One does not simply watch one episode of House of Cards
3. One does not simply check pinterest real quick
4. One does not simply stop playing dots
5. One does not simply pronounce Worcestershire sauce
6. One does not simply have one tic tac
7. One does not simply stop reading memes
8. One does not simply save the planet by turning off their lights for an hour
9. One does not simply admit he was masturbating
10. One does not simply eat popcorn at the movies without spilling some of it
11. One does not simply admit he likes Neil Diamond if they are under 50
12. One does not simply admit defeat in an argument, specially being a woman
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