15 Actresses Over The Age Of 50 You Would Die Trying To Please

Mothers, Bad-asses, and Stone Cold Foxes. If the world needs anymore proof I CLEARLY have an Oedipus Complex.

15. Mary McDonnell 62

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Oh President, My President Josiah Bartlet < Laura Roslin, FOR SURE. [insert explanation of joke to those who don't watch TV.]

14. Mariska Hargitay 50

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I guess I've been watching Detective Benson since I was twelve years old? Whenever there is a USA Marathon look for dat face. I am still hoping to run into one of their film shoots, while living in NYC.

13. Kim Cattrall 58

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Only because my parents had ALL OF "Sex and the City" on DVD......

I'm also down for her to be my ice skating coach.

12. Michelle Yeoh 52

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She is technically my first Bond Girl + "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" + Kelly Hu of Malaysia vibe. Remember folks, she handcuffed Bond to the shower.

11. Mary Louise Parker 50

Once upon a time there was this show called "Weeds" and on this show, until drug cartels became involved, Ms. Parker was just amazing. #milfweed

10. Amy Brenneman 50

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1. Harvard Education. 2. "Judging Amy" was once a show. 3. I want Justin Theroux's life in the "The Leftovers" before it all went to shit. [insert depressing/ enthusiastic comment about how hot his abs are]. #datfantasy

9. Angela Bassett 56

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Ferocious, sexy, and a visual definition of BAMF. If only you were on ER, when Clooney was, 'sigh'. plus dem braids

8. Katey Sagal 60

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Gonna be real: I hate "Married with Children." However: singer, songwriter, voice of a purple haired one-eyed space captain, and the Lady Macbeth of Biker queens, I think we can forgive the 80's hairstyles.

7. Demi Moore 51

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Original member of the brat pack, turned the silly little boy running "Punk'd" into a real man, and did the Disney the voice of Esmeralda the same year she played a stripper. Ashton, YOU FOOL.

6. Julia Louis-Dreyfus 53

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The star of two of the funniest series of all times: "Veep" and "Seinfeld." Any woman as devilishly funny as her, will always have a place in my heart.

5. Michelle Pfeiffer 56

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Well, other than that piercing, domineering gaze and near-perfect bone structure, there was also that movie "Dangerous Minds." Ex-Marine, high school students, the 90s: Fantasy. Sorry Anne, Michelle's Catwoman involved more whips.

4. Meryl Streep 65

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Um...do i really need to explain this one. She was The Devil wearing Prada, a Ro Dahl Fox, and in that movie with Clint Eastwood, which your parents may have shown you when you were too young. OH! And yes that is 50 cent.

3. Susan Sarandon 67

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Yes, academy award winner. Yes, she is the original movie Janet. But lets be real....I watched "Stepmom" a lot in the nineties. [Insert Lonely Island lyrics]

2. Sigourney Weaver 64

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She still fights aliens, nough said. Well, and there is also that radiant aura of domination that shes emanates too. EMANATES

1. Jane Fonda 76

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OH Jane, Jane, Jane. Feminist, Activist, Model, Kinky Space Hero, and the moment you realized at age 22,after watching this, "Monster in Law" is awesome.