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Ever wonder what it would be like to be on GW Mock Trial? Now you can learn which freshman member of DC's finest mock team you are!

Which Mock Trial Member Are You

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You're best known for your valley girl voice and your amazing bye-busting skills. Whether its getting hit on via MTC, or taking ballots off Campbell, you crush the competition left and right.

Bhavya (Pathak)

You love to lead the team in group squats, sing Adele in the loudest impersonation of an opera voice that you can, listen to Drake, and use your rapper hands in trial! Watch out, because your attorney skills are 1-800-HOTLINEBLING

(Hannah) Bloom

You are so irrelevant its not even ok. But you love mock a lot, and you love all these people a lot, and you hope they don't take your funny comments to heart. And you can't wait to MOCK ON FOREVER.

(Luciana) Brienza

Cash Money is a versatile mocker. From old lady jewish witnesses, to killing it as an attorney, you are simply the beSDT. You still make crocs work, and everyone is in awe.

(Sarah) Cassius

Je ne sais pas what to say about you. You play a great French dead body actor, and make every judge laugh their ass off. And according to Culhane, you're "so damn handsome."

Cort (Carlson)

You are the QUEEN of defendants. You can make the most guilty person seem innocent, all while looking flawless. You rock any hairstyle, and your picture taking skills are A+.

(Nadia) Creve Coeur

Fronas Jumkin is the man. From magician by day to frisbee player by night, Frumps takes the cake. Whether you're seal training in Bermuda, or talking about Bermuda, or living in Bermuda...you rock.

Jonas (Frumkin)

You are the sassiest member of GW Mock, without a doubt. From touching the judge table to putting on a killer Indian accent, to calling everyone out for their shit, you are the best at it all.

(Neeraj) Jai(singhani)

You are a true anomaly. Somehow, you manage to pull of a great British accent, and still surprise your captain with a perfect French accent on the stand. You need to check your GroupMe more often, but we know you're working on it.

(Virginia) Polik

You are quite the mocker. From your long painted claws to your abilities both as an attorney and a witness, you kill every role. When you're not running your seamstress business or being an entrepreneur on the side, you're mocking like a champ.

Pooj(a Abhyankar)

You are a robot...in the most endearing way! You know everything there is to know about mock trial, and could beat Jeremy in an objection battle. Mr. Mock knows it all, just work on "updating your software" ~your loving C Team

Q(uinton Weinstein)

You love mock trial more than anyone. You're always wiling and ready to practice, or shoot out a comment about not loving anyone. You're blissfully unaware of many things, and your team loves to educate you.

(Justin) Rez(kalla)

The original A Team freshman, you're known for your Irish and Scottish accents, and a great expert witness. You can often be found wearing a hat and some sport jersey, because you're "sporty," but you secretly love mock more than life.

Sean Buss

You love to get shit done, but not without some sass and fun! Responding to objections makes you poop your pants, but you always do so with style. And let's not get started on Jeremy Clair Carter - your future husband! Peace, love, mock. JCC

(Aimee) Triana

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