A Detailed Guide To Why Yzma From 'The Emperors New Groove' Is The Ultimate Bad Bitch

"You really should have thought about that BEFORE you became peasants"

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SAY HELLO TO YZMA.

A scientific genius. The unrivalled record-holder for longest eyelashes in the Universe. The only surviving relic who survived the meteorite that wiped out the Dino population and destroyed Planet Earth.

And, of course, the "scary beyond all reason" antagonist of 'The Emperor's New Groove.'

It's fair to say Yzma caught a bit of flack throughout the movie for being something of a heinous bitch. Just take a look at the time she insulted Kronk's spinach puffs. Cruelty personified.

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And the time she advised a man that he really should have considered the implications of becoming a peasant before his family began to starve. Not after.

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Granted, it's a little harsh.

But you can't deny that there's something about dark, twisted, cruel Yzma that is incredibly appealing. Just look at the raw sex appeal she could potentially unleash upon the world.

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And you have to admire the fact that she authorises murder by using boiled broccoli stems to convey the necessary course of action.

"Alright, a quick cup of coffee, THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB"

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Oh, and as it turns out, she's actually the Queen of bullshitting.

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A skill that she also utilises when updating her CV.

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And when firing incompetent employees. Or, more accurately, employers. Which is an unbelievably ballsy move.

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And it's a talent that she would probably be advised to use when trying to compromise with her captors.

"And or or?"

IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT CONJUNCTION, YZMA.

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But don't think she's completely humourless.

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Or heartless for that matter.

"Hey, I've been turned into a cow... can I go home?"

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Because although she may have frequent moments of despair.

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It's mostly because she just has relentless levels of unparalleled ambition.

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And exceptionally high standards for life.

(So, Mudkah's Meat Hut was sadly never going to make the cut)

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And although this is the general reaction when she attempts a strip-tease:

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You can't deny that she has four other very important qualities. STYLE.

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Persistence.

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A creative brain.

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And the potential to accomplish great things in the regional jump-rope tournament.

What more could you want from an evil villianess?