Doctor. Dentist. Muppet. KING.
20 years ago this week, the great conspiracy to destroy Kurt Cobain with the insidious weapons of fame, money, and success began in earnest.
Local ads are usually terrible, but they’re even worse when they try to imitate the Beatles. Or they’re even worse than that when they get a real Beatle, and they’re for a major corporation.
It’s been a legend for a (sch)long time, but now we penetrate the truth to see if that rumor about Huey Lewis has any meat.
After the Seattle-based grunge sound hit big in the early ’90s, the music industry desperately wanted to find the next big city/scene and cash in. Portland? Tempe? Chapel Hill? None quite fit the bill.
This ’70s-era disco remake of the Doctor Who theme by some anonymous studio act called Mankind is either the geekiest thing ever or creepiest thing ever. (Because ’70s Doctor Who is creepy.
Everybody knows that Ringo sucks. But how much does Ringo suck? It’s unfathomable.
They’re like the opposite of Chuck Norris Facts: ways in which Ringo Starr is the lamest person alive.
Beyond the similar names, there are many eery similarities between the cheesy early ’80s lite-rock singer and the cheesy early ’90s kid-rap duo. But who’s truly the best?
The author of the site tried to be a “funny” rapper when he was 11. Is your musical taste/past/experience from long ago even lamer? Talk about it here and win a prize.
They’re up to #7, but they’ve been counting down the top 20 “modern” Christmas classics - “Oi to the World,” “Do They Know It’s Christmas?”, that kind of thing.