Pros of having a peis.
1. When you have to pee and there's a line, you can go outside.
2.The chances of you enjoying sex with your partner is higher aka completion.
3. Dick slapping someone is fun.
4. When you have to pee but you already left the club and there's no rentry, but there's a tree.
5. You get paid more because the penis struggle is real.
6.When you have to pee and your driving but you have that empty water bottle in your car you told yourself you would recycle.
7. When you have to pee but your locked out your house, but you're there's a tree.
8. You can pee write in the sand.
9.You don't get periods
10. You can sword fight with the exception its big enough or your totes comfortable with your sexuality.
11. You can't get pregnant.
12. When you have to pee but the apocalypse is happening so you just do it on the devil and save the world.
13. You can write your two weeks notice in the snow on you soon to be ex boss's lawn.