1. Before it really kicks in, you make big plans to be productive...
Which lasts about five minutes.
2. Like you actually can't get off the couch.
3. Sleeping. Eating. Watching cartoons. This is your life now.
4. Seriously, you can't stop eating.
5. Plus you make terrible dietary choices.
6. You stop caring about pretty much everything.
7. Except getting another bag of chips.
8. And the quality of the weed you're smoking.
9. Nothing anyone says makes any sense.
10. Because it takes about 20 minutes to process a simple thought.
11. Meanwhile you stop making sense to anyone else.