3. He whines about EVERYTHING.
4. I mean, he takes melodrama to a new level.
5. And bums everyone else out in the process.
13. Also he calls his mother “Mommy.” Gross.
14. His irrational jealousy makes him a total pain in the ass to date.
16. Because he REFUSES to move on.
24. And comforting people. What is this shit?
28. He’s not nearly as funny as he thinks he is.
31. He’s just NOT self-aware. At all.
- Athletes probably won't break records at the Rio Olympics. In most events, top performers have already reached the limits of human biology, scientists say.
- Some Bernie-or-Busters protested Hillary Clinton's DNC speech, but a tightly organized plan — from chants to secret allies — kept heckling off TV.
- Sixteen people have died after a hot air balloon crashed in Texas.