With full-color photos of actual proof that aliens abduct cows — or, OK, photos of what it would look like if aliens abducted cows. For the conspiracy theorist with a particular fixation on bovine life.
Sorry, marshmallow fans: Peeps are an Easter candy. That means that 11 months of the year, this calendar of Peeps sculptures is just going to feel out of place. A calendar of microwaved Peeps, however, might work.
Annoying Orange is annoying even in small doses — hence the name — so a full year of staring at this soul-sucking Internet character is asking a lot. Besides, I’m sure you can find a real-life friend to heckle you endlessly.
This charming calendar presents the concept of fart ownership as a full-time obsession. Each month, you’ll turn the page on a new mystery fart scenario. It’s not scratch-and-sniff, but there is a whoopee cushion included.
Travel the world with Butt Guy, a man whose defining characteristic seems to be that his ass cheeks are visible outside of his shorts. Somehow Butt Guy was able to turn this into a profession — now he gets to sightsee and be immortalized on your wall.
For most, the honey badger’s viral celebrity died down a while back. Just in case you’re still interested — and want to keep 2013 honey badger–centric — here’s a way to learn more made-up facts about nature’s sassiest critter.