Six days prior to the Moon Blood: It suddenly feels like people in lines are standing much too close to you.
Four days prior to Moon Blood: Your super-nice co-worker hums/chews gum/breathes and you almost throw your computer at them.
Two days prior to Moon Blood: You feel like a tranquilized bear...like a horny. tranquilized. bear.
One day prior to the Moon Blood: You tear up or straight-up cry.
Day 1 of Moon Blood: The Warning.
Day 2 of Moon Blood: The Storm.
Day 4 of Moon Blood: The eye of the storm.
Day 4 of Moon Blood: "JK I'm back, bitch."
Day 5 of Moon Blood: Why is it that color? Should I call a doctor?
Day 6 of Moon Blood: "JK I'm still blood."
Day 7 of Moon Blood: Process continues for as long as your ovaries choose.
Being a woman sure can be magical.