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If Taylor Swift's Lyrics Were Realistic

"They'll tell you I'm a pain."

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Nice to meet you = I see your pic on Tinder

Where you been? = Swipe to the right


I could show you incredible things = I could show you some OK things


Magic, madness, heaven, sin = My apartment, OCD, Nutella, gin

Saw you there and I thought, Oh my god = I saw your pic and I thought, Nice-looking beard

Look at that face, you look like my next mistake = Look at that face, you look like my next bae


Love's a game, wanna play = Tinder's a game, no one likes to play


New money, suit and tie = No money, T-shirt, open fly


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I can read you like a magazine = I can watch you like a Netflix show scene

Ain't it funny rumors fly = Ain't it funny how your profile pic was a lie


And I know you heard about me = And I know you saw that Instagram

So hey, let's be friends = So hey, let's be hookup pals


I'm dying to see how this one ends = I'm dying to see if this one lasts


Grab your passport and my hand = Grab your ID for the bars


I could make the bad guys good for a weekend = I could get confused and think you're a good guy for six months

So it's gonna be forever = So it's gonna be about eight months

Or it's gonna go down in flames = Or we go back online


You can tell me when it's over = You ghost me when it's over


If the high was worth the pain = This was a waste of time


Got a long list of ex-lovers = My number's getting high


They'll tell you I'm insane = They'll tell you I'm a pain


'Cause you know I love the players = 'Cause you know I love hard-to-read guys


And you love the game = And you love being lame

'Cause we're young and we're reckless = 'Cause we're getting old and should settle down

We'll take this way too far = We'll overthink this all


It'll leave you breathless = I'll leave you blue-balled


Or with a nasty scar = Or with some benign HPV 


Got a long list of ex-lovers = My numbers getting too high


They'll tell you I'm insane= They'll tell you I'm ACTUALLY insane

But I got a blank space, baby = But I got an unfriend button


And I'll write your name = And I'll delete your name

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