How To Pleasure A Woman In 3 Simple Steps

    Pay attention to step 1.

    Loryn Brantz
    by Loryn Brantz

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Ask if she wants to have sex with you.

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    This is the most important step. (FYI, she has to be awake, alert, and actually hear you when you ask.)

    2. Assuming you've gained clear consent, ask her how she wants it.

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    3. Give it to her how she wants it.

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