Skip To Content
  • Viral badge

11 Ways To Totally Nail Sex With Any Man

He'll thank you later.

1. Lightly scratch his back.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

Men love when you're a little rough.

2. Gently bite his ear.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

Ever so gently — men have very sensitive ears.

3. Leave a lipstick heart on his mirror.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

It will remind him of you later, and he'll love trying to clean it off (men love cleaning).

4. Hide under the bed when he goes to the bathroom then grab his feet when he tries to get back into bed.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

Men love surprises.

5. Right when he's about to orgasm, whisper "Chipotle burrito" in his ear.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

Men love Chipotle, and everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

6. Wear red lipstick and leave a trail of kisses to his toaster.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

Men love when you act mysterious.

7. Wrap just your bottom half in sheets and pretend to be a mermaid.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

Make it extremely difficult for him to figure out how to "mate" with you (men love a challenge).

8. Or even better, wrap yourself in the blanket and pretend to be a Chipotle burrito.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

Scream and cry that he's going to eat you when he gets too close. Men love when you show your vulnerable side and Chipotle burritos.

9. Put peanut butter in your bra for a sticky surprise when he goes to touch your breasts.

Loryn Brantz For BuzzFeed

Men love breasts.

10. Hide a toy car in your vagina for him to find.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

Men love cars.

11. Have his family hide in the closet with Chipotle takeout and jump out and yell "surprise" after you're finished making love.

Loryn Brantz for BuzzFeed

Men love Chipotle burritos.

BuzzFeed Daily

Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!

Newsletter signup form