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11 Ways To Totally Nail Sex With Any Man

He'll thank you later.

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1. Lightly scratch his back.

Men love when you're a little rough.
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Men love when you're a little rough.

2. Gently bite his ear.

Ever so gently — men have very sensitive ears.
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Ever so gently — men have very sensitive ears.

3. Leave a lipstick heart on his mirror.

It will remind him of you later, and he'll love trying to clean it off (men love cleaning).
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It will remind him of you later, and he'll love trying to clean it off (men love cleaning).

4. Hide under the bed when he goes to the bathroom then grab his feet when he tries to get back into bed.

Men love surprises.
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Men love surprises.

5. Right when he's about to orgasm, whisper "Chipotle burrito" in his ear.

Men love Chipotle, and everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
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Men love Chipotle, and everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

6. Wear red lipstick and leave a trail of kisses to his toaster.

Men love when you act mysterious.
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Men love when you act mysterious.

7. Wrap just your bottom half in sheets and pretend to be a mermaid.

Make it extremely difficult for him to figure out how to "mate" with you (men love a challenge).
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Make it extremely difficult for him to figure out how to "mate" with you (men love a challenge).

8. Or even better, wrap yourself in the blanket and pretend to be a Chipotle burrito.

Scream and cry that he's going to eat you when he gets too close. Men love when you show your vulnerable side and Chipotle burritos.
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Scream and cry that he's going to eat you when he gets too close. Men love when you show your vulnerable side and Chipotle burritos.

9. Put peanut butter in your bra for a sticky surprise when he goes to touch your breasts.

Men love breasts.
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Men love breasts.

10. Hide a toy car in your vagina for him to find.

Men love cars.
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Men love cars.

11. Have his family hide in the closet with Chipotle takeout and jump out and yell "surprise" after you're finished making love.

Men love Chipotle burritos.
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Men love Chipotle burritos.

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