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9 Perfectly Appropriate Responses If Someone Asks You To "Calm Your Tits"

WARNING: Contains toon boobs.

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1. "Calm your tits."

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2. "Soothe your boobs."

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3. "Seriously, calm your tits."

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4. "Chill. your. tits."

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5. "De-stress your breasts!"

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6. "Adjust your bust before it combusts."

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7. "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries."

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8. "Give that chest a rest."

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9. "Erm, chill your tits?"

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