Buzz·Posted on Apr 22, 20159 Perfectly Appropriate Responses If Someone Asks You To "Calm Your Tits"WARNING: Contains toon boobs.by Loryn BrantzBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "Calm your tits." 2. "Soothe your boobs." 3. "Seriously, calm your tits." 4. "Chill. your. tits." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. "De-stress your breasts!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. "Adjust your bust before it combusts." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. "Give that chest a rest." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. "Erm, chill your tits?" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Unfortunate wording found on guyism.com.