A man's balls are super sensitive and important to them, they love having stuff done to them. Women's magazines are always explaining how to "pay more attention to them."
But what's a girl to do if she doesn't particularly like fondling balls? Well, here are some tips on what to do to pay LESS attention to them.
1. Read a book.
2. Learn a new recipe.
3. Watch TV.
4. Write some poetry.
5. Give yourself a manicure.
6. Foster a kitten.
7. Literally anything else you feel like doing.
