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    7 Reasons People Who Sleep On Their Stomachs Are Correct

    Not all superheroes wear capes.

    People who sleep on their stomach are correct.

    For one, they don't need to turn the lights off because their face is smashed in a pillow.

    Also their belly is kept warm by the bed, mmm warm belly.

    They make a more solid human bed for their cats to lay on.

    Also it lets their butts "breathe" through the night after a long day of being sat on.

    They may "get more wrinkles", some day but they don't give a fuck.

    And sure it may be a little worse for your back, but but they still don't give a fuck, WARM BELLY BITCHES!!

    OK maybe they're not totally right, but at least they are in the right position to look like a super hero flying around Earth if their bed were to magically disappear in the middle of the night.

    BOOM.