7 Reasons People Who Sleep On Their Stomachs Are Correct
Not all superheroes wear capes.
People who sleep on their stomach are correct.
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For one, they don't need to turn the lights off because their face is smashed in a pillow.
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Also their belly is kept warm by the bed, mmm warm belly.
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They make a more solid human bed for their cats to lay on.
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Also it lets their butts "breathe" through the night after a long day of being sat on.
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It also allows it to "fart."
They may "get more wrinkles", some day but they don't give a fuck.
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And sure it may be a little worse for your back, but but they still don't give a fuck, WARM BELLY BITCHES!!
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OK maybe they're not totally right, but at least they are in the right position to look like a super hero flying around Earth if their bed were to magically disappear in the middle of the night.
Unlike those people laying on their backs like they're floating around a river lol; dorks.