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7 Creative Ways To Say “I Don’t Give A Fuck”

Move it along, no fucks to see here.

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1. The Pocket Check

Check your pockets and announce, "Sorry, just looking for fucks to give."
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Check your pockets and announce, "Sorry, just looking for fucks to give."

2. The Fuck in the Eye

Pretend like something just got in your eye, ask the person if they see anything, then say, "Does it look like there's anything in there that looks like...I give a fuck?"
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Pretend like something just got in your eye, ask the person if they see anything, then say, "Does it look like there's anything in there that looks like...I give a fuck?"

3. The Field of Fucks

Gesture with your arms to an imaginary field and say, "Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks... Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shall see it is barren."
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Gesture with your arms to an imaginary field and say, "Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks... Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shall see it is barren."

4. The No Fucks List

Ask to borrow a pen then cheerfully inform them, "I'm going to add that to my list of things I don't give a fuck about!"
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Ask to borrow a pen then cheerfully inform them, "I'm going to add that to my list of things I don't give a fuck about!"

5. The Fucks Mirror Check

Take out an imaginary compact and pretend to check yourself out in it, say, "Sorry, I was just checking to make sure I don't look like I actually give a fuck."
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Take out an imaginary compact and pretend to check yourself out in it, say, "Sorry, I was just checking to make sure I don't look like I actually give a fuck."

6. The No Fucks Robot

Begin to do a robot dance, then say in a robot voice, "Beep boop, does not compute a fuck."
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Begin to do a robot dance, then say in a robot voice, "Beep boop, does not compute a fuck."

7. The Majestic Last Fuck

Pretend to cradle and pet an animal in your arm, then say, "This here, this is my last fuck, the rest have gone extinct, and no, I will not give it to you."
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Pretend to cradle and pet an animal in your arm, then say, "This here, this is my last fuck, the rest have gone extinct, and no, I will not give it to you."

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