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7 Creative Ways To Say “I Don’t Give A Fuck”

Move it along, no fucks to see here.

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2. The Fuck in the Eye

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Pretend like something just got in your eye, ask the person if they see anything, then say, "Does it look like there's anything in there that looks like...I give a fuck?"

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5. The Fucks Mirror Check

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Take out an imaginary compact and pretend to check yourself out in it, say, "Sorry, I was just checking to make sure I don't look like I actually give a fuck."

7. The Majestic Last Fuck

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Pretend to cradle and pet an animal in your arm, then say, "This here, this is my last fuck, the rest have gone extinct, and no, I will not give it to you."