13 Times Sex With Long Hair Isn't Very Sexy

    ♫ Your hair is everywhere ♫ NO REALLY, LIKE, EVERYWHERE!

    1. First off, running your hands through someone's hair isn't like how it seems in the movies.

    2. Also, it can be confusing when it tickles your butt.

    3. Taking a shower together might not be as sexy as you imagine.

    4. SO MUCH hair in both your faces.

    5. This is literally everyone's view.

    6. Not to mention hair in your mouth.

    7. Pulling your hair up too early can give the wrong idea.

    8. If you whip your head around too fast you may actually hurt your partner.

    9. If you didn't just wash it you have to worry that you're trapping your partner in a bad-smelling hair chamber.

    10. When you eventually have to pull it up, but have no mirror, it probably doesn't look how you're imagining it.

    11. If you forgot a hair tie and are relying on your partner to hold your hair while you ~go down~ there, GOOD LUCK.

    12. It basically feels like a whole other hairy animal is in the bed with you both.

    13. And last but not least, it looks like this the day after.