2.
“So gusto mo maging lalaki?” (So you want to be a man?)
3.
“If you've only had lesbian sex, is it counted as real sex?”
4.
"A vagina is only for a penis."
5.
“Eh sino'ng lalaki sa inyo?” (But who’s the man in the relationship?)
6.
“Hindi mo pa nahahanap yung lalaki na para sa'yo.” (You just haven’t found the right man yet.)
7.
“Sinaktan ka siguro ng lalaki before.” (You must have been hurt by a man before.)
8.
“Matakot ka nga sa Diyos.” (Be afraid of God!)
9.
“Yan ba ang natutunan mo sa all-girls school?” (Is that what they teach you at that all-girls school?)
10.
“You're too pretty to be gay.”
11.
“If you’re a lesbian, why are you wearing a skirt?”
12.
“If you're dating a girl who looks like a boy, bakit hindi na lang lalaki?”
13.
“You'll grow out of it, eventually.”
14.
“Why do you hate men?”
15.
"How do lesbians have sex?"
16.
“Do you have sex toys?”
17.
“P'wede sumali?” (Can I join?)
18.
“P'wede manood?” (Can I watch?)
19.
“How are you gonna raise a family? Children need a mom and a dad.”
20.
“Do you know [insert name of random lesbian]?”
21.
“Are you a fan of Charice? Tegan and Sara? Deuce Manila?”
23.
“Why are lesbians so bitchy and masungit?”
