23 Things That Are Totally Normal When Living In St. Kitts

Life can be a little different when living on an island that has more monkeys than people. Things can be a bit crazy sometimes, but in the end it is SO SO worth it.

1. Beer being cheaper than water

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Pick your poison, Stag or Carib.

2. Interesting local lingo

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TRANSLATION: Stop here and call. Don't come in!

3. Butt sweat

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What's a little butt sweat between friends?

4. Underboob sweat

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Don't panic.

5. Sweat in places you didn't even know you could sweat

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CODE RED

6. A patch of smooth road being a cause for celebration

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Only matched by the wonder that is the new roundabout.

7. Sandal tans

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It's a rough life, but someone's gotta live it.

8. Goat induced traffic jams

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Or sheep. Whatever they are.

9. Donkeys wearing sunglasses

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"Come on, again Jojo? I look RIDICULOUS." -- Bob the donkey

10. Monkeys riding donkeys

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"Giddyup you ass!"

11. Alcoholic monkeys

Just one more Ting with a Sting...

12. Never knowing if an animal is a goat or a sheep

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HINT: It's all in the tail. Goats up, sheep down.

13. Island cars

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Why yes, that is a menstrual pad and zip ties holding everything together.

14. Cruise ships

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Don't even think about trying to shop in port if there's no ship docked.

15. Never being able to fully rid yourself of sand

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Just when you thought your bed was finally sand free.

16. Giant Centipedes

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These are what God invented BOP for.

17. Huge ass spiders trying to kill you

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NOPE

18. Then again, don't forget views like this

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The peninsula from Timothy Hill

19. ...and this

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Christophe Harbour

20. ...and this.

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Mount Liamuiga

21. Oh yeah, and beaches

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The Pavilion Beach Club @ Christophe Harbour

22. ...more beaches

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The Pavilion Beach Club @ Christophe Harbour

23. ...and more beaches

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View of Nevis from St Kitts