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    5 Wearable Pet Carrier (Actual) Inventions

    These are Real, USA Patented Inventions. (In no particular order). Plenty more here!

    • 1. Gerbil Shirt - US Patent Issued In 1999

      So many places to go !

    • 2. Wearable Dog House - US Patent Issued In 1994

      What about Cats ! (and where does the pee go)

    • 3. Calf Carrier - US Patent Issued In 1992

      Hey ladies, look at me and my cute calf

    • 4. Insect Balls - US Patent Issued In 1990

      It attracts the insects, which you could befriend and then make them your pets.

    • 5. Bird Powered Blimp - US Patent Issued In 1887

      Okay it's not wearable but I like the idea of your pet birds flying you to far away destinations.