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    Haikus For The Starving Artist

    I love this new piece, Let me go get some coffee, I hate this new piece.

    Still living at home,

    Whatever, thirty is young,

    I'll move out next week.

    How much is this drink?

    Eleven dollars, you say?

    I'll have a water.

    Wow, she's really good,

    I'm just as good as she is,

    No, I'm terrible.

    I'm gunna make it,

    I'll do another free show,

    I'll make money soon.

    Back to rehearsal,

    These skills will not learn themselves,

    Shit, everything hurts.

    I have ten dollars,

    Eat dinner or open gym?

    Open gym it is.

    Wanna see our show?

    It's going to be epic,

    Could I bum a ride?

    This piece speaks the truth,

    The blood represents struggle,

    Yes, it is my blood.

    I love this new piece,

    Let me go get some coffee,

    I hate this new piece.