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Trust me, you DON'T want to be like Erin...or Karen!

"Wine Mom, Karen" is drinking wine on the left with an egg sandwich labeled, "You always have an opinion and are unafraid to voice it"

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What Type Of Wine Mom Are You Based On Breakfast?

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You're THE ultimate wine mom. As the leader of your clan, you always have an opinion and are unafraid to voice it! When your son lost his football match, you complained that the ball was broken. You organize the mom meet-ups but always show up 20 minuets late. No one likes you, Karen.

Rachel from "Friends" is picking up a wine bottle and drinking

Karen

Let's be honest. You're a rich b*tch. You worked your way to the top of the pile, and you aren't afraid to flaunt your goods in the form of an automatic ice dispenser and walk-in wardrobe. You pay for the wine-tasting sessions and the group trips to a 5-star resort in the Fiji Islands. Love your pedicure btw!

A Kardashian is drinking wine while at a restaurant

Deborah

You're the pet mom. We get it, you have a cute dog. You also have 3 sons, but they're all grown up so the only thing that can fill that void in your heart is your pampered pooch Bella. You smell of dog food, but we forgive you. Your natural motherly instinct is better transferred to Terriers than toddlers (I don't blame you).

Kourtney Kardashian is spinning on a stool while holding a bottle of wine

Lizzy

Babe, you're a hot mess. Your horoscope predicted that your 3rd Tinder match of the week would be the one...he wasn't. His name was Brad so don't act surprised. You spend more of your time on Candy Crush than you do on your 9-5 office job. You should probably give therapy a try, you're a Virgo, you need it.

A woman is drinking from a huge wine glass

Erin

The self-proclaimed "influencer" of the group, your 54 Instagram followers are devoted to your daily posts of Facebook minion memes and slightly blurry pictures of your newest H&M haul. You overuse hashtags like #momlife and #babiesofinstagram, but your kids are pretty photogenic so it's ok.

Olivia Pope is drinking a bottle of wine while at the door

Sharon

Your entire personality revolves around your extensive list of food intolerances. You are gluten-free, dairy-free, lactose intolerant, vegan, and deathly allergic to pineapple. Girl, what do you even eat? Unsurprisingly, you never get invited out to dinner with the other moms, but you would rather meditate anyway.

A woman is performing a skit while spitting out a cork

Tina

Everyone either wants to be you or to date you, and you know it. You aged like fine wine and all the other moms are jealous of your scorching good looks. You're single but more interested in raising your genetically gorgeous kids than looking for a partner. What a girlboss.

A woman is holding a wine bottle while screaming "woooo"

Jocie

How does it feel to be the cool mom? Only you would know! You're the kind of mom who lets their kids party on school nights and then helps them with Algebra the morning after. You let your kids pierce their noses and even give them a few sips of your Pinot Noir. You never grew out of your Paramore phase and that makes you even cooler TBH.

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Erica

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