1.
Not understanding how everyone's making popcorn/chitchat/phone ringing/laughing noises while the FOX/Paramount/Universal intro music is playing and, like, not caring about it;
2.
Having to roll your eyes at them 500 times, until you give up and finally tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP;
3.
Realizing nobody's paying as much attention to the movie as you (even though it's the first time they're watching and the thousandth time you are);
4.
Expecting everyone else to understand that even though it ain't happening SHIT in the movie at that moment, that's like, the best, most awesome, perfect line in history of movies;
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You also exaggerate about everything regarding the movie in question;
6.
Rewinding the scene because everyone missed the best part and realizing no one noticed you rewind it (might be a good trick to watch the entire movie again, though);
7.
The disappearance of the "cover pillow" at the climax moment (worst thing ever);
8.
Getting spooked about a scene and laughing about it while everyone else is wondering what kind of stupid idiot you are that you're surprised by a movie you watched a thousand times (you just don't get it, ok?!);
9.
When someone decides to watch a movie with you when you're mid-way through and begins to interview you about every single character and what they're doing there;
10.
WHEN YOU DON'T FUCKING WAIT FOR THE AFTER CREDITS EXTRA SCENE!
11.
When people expect you to give out spoilers as the movie goes (we need want you to be surprised);
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