1.Your friends REFUSE to let you drive on road trips.
2.When you come over, friends only let you use plastic cups.
3.You always have bed head, but you haven't actually slept in three days.
4.Your friends insist on taking turns as your emergency contact.
5.Your friends started a Tumblr of embarrassing pictures of you.
6.Each friend has their own special "remember when" story about you.
7.Friends have deciphered your seven distinct cries and know exactly what each one means.
8.Your friends have each made a spare set of keys to your place because you're always locked out.
9.People buy you waterproof mascara and hairbrushes for your birthday.
10.Friends send you a warning text when they're 30 mins. away, 15 mins. away, walking up the stairs, and then outside your place before knocking.
11.Your local bar has a drink named about you... not after you.
12.Friends fight over being your life-insurance benefactor.
13.More people recognize and remember you than you recognize and remember them.
14.You always get everyone into the club because you're on a first-name basis with the bouncer.
And you're definitely not the one who's hosting dinner parties.
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