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    Is Yelp The New Tinder?

    The Social Underworld of online dating has migrated... to Yelp. All social media is fair game for courting. Enter the new subset of online suitors knocking at my Yelp message door. Yay social media. ***DISCLAIMER, IVE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS WITH MY SENSITIVE GUY FRIEND (who provided the disclaimer for this as well as the suggestion to put it in caps), THIS POST IS MEANT TO SATIRIZE SOCIAL MEDIA, AND TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE.***

    LoStone81
    by LoStone81

    Community Contributor

    I was waiting around my Yelp inbox for someone to finally ask me this.

    It's good to randomly ask a stranger on Yelp where they exercise as an intro. After that, feel free to follow up with what their home address is. You know, for good measure. You want to own the whole stalker thing. Girls dig that.

    Of course, you can also openly own 'crazy'. People want to know that you are crazy up front. You should totally attack them as well. It doesn't even matter if you've ever interacted with them before. People want to know 'crazy' right away.

    Or just say Hiiiii.

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