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1. Who knows why, but you can't wait to get to that just right buzzed feeling where you stop caring about your behavior.
2. In your mind, the event your attending will only be attended by men who are good looking, fun, smart, and ready to flirt.
3. You make sure to shave all appropriate surfaces on your body... you know, just in case.
4. While changing purses, you make sure to have lip gloss and cash. You also check for gum and condoms. You might need to make a quick stop at CVS. Someone might need these later on in the night, and you want to be helpful!
5. You spend at least 15 minutes in the mirror practicing your "come hither" look.
6. Before leaving you make sure to have plenty of $1's on hand because you could end up at the strip club. Hey, you like the ladies... you don't discriminate!
7. Your favorite songs for dancing have to do with dropping something, loosening something, stripping something, or working something.
8. Likewise, your favorite dance moves involve you dropping it, loosening it, taking it off, or working it.
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