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What Moms Really Think About During Sex
This mom's thoughts during sex are far from dirty--unless you count worrying about getting the laundry done. Check out the replay of Mom de Plume's thoughts during our sweet, sweet lovemaking--or more accurately as we "do it." (I've labeled exactly where we are in "the act" so you can follow along!)
